The Fastest Computer in the World – 1950

London, 1950 – the fastest computer in the world running at 1Mhz.


Windows Update Horrors

They happen all the time. If you read the online forums, you’ll find that people deal with failed updates for months in spite of all their efforts to fix them. The consensus seems to be that the problems are caused by file corruption due to some sort of glitch.

 Indeed, there are glitches. System files are often missing. Fortunately, they are almost always fixable without reinstalling the entire operating system.

 Notice the many failed attempts to apply the security update for the  .NET Framework 3.5. This one almost gave me a headache, but ultimately it was fixable. So, if you think you’re the only one with these update problems, you’re not. It happens so often, it seems to be something that’s just in the nature of the operating system. It’s not even something that your nephew did (everyone blames the nephew). In any case, don’t let the glitches keep you down. Just drop your computer off here.

The Wanna Cry Ransomware

Wnacry is the name of the ransomware that is currently infecting Windows computers worldwide. If you want to avoid it, I’d suggest following the advice in the above video. Backing up files is the priority. Depending on the amount of data you need to back up, I’d suggest either copying files to a USB flash drive or an external USB hard drive and then verify that the files have actually been copied. Make certain that you didn’t just copy the shortcuts to folders that contain your files (I’ve seen this happen).  Of course, you can disconnect your computer from the network (or internet connection) while you are copying files. Ideally, you should maintain at least 3 copies of your important files. For online storage of photos, I recommend Also, be sure to check out and Google Drive. Keep in mind that once your files are encrypted with the originals deleted and possibly overwritten, that your files will be practically impossible to recover without the decryption key… and you don’t want to pay the criminals.
P.S.: Talk to me about Linux.

Since it upgraded to 10… can’t get anything to work

The fallout from the free upgrade to Windows 10 continues even today.  Sometimes it’s just a compatibility issue and you may find that you can just reinstall the non compatible program in compatibility mode and it might actually work. Other times, you may have to find an updated version of the program. Some computers just don’t run Windows 10 without crashing.

One of the biggest drawbacks of the Windows 10 free upgrade, however, is the fact that you no longer have a unique Windows activation code. The code that comes with the free Windows 10 upgrade is not like the code that is present in the registry of Windows 7 or Windows 8. The Win 10 code is just generic. If your upgraded Windows 10 computer has a failed mainboard and you replace the mainboard, then you may find that Windows 10 will not re activate with the new mainboard. However, if you used your Microsoft account to log into your system while you were using the latest build (1607) of Windows 10, then you should be able to re activate. Yes – Microsoft has some confusing activation issues.
Anyway, the moral of the story is this… if you have a Windows 7 Certificate of Authenticity that is still legible, take a picture of it and write it down somewhere. You may need it.

XBox One Stuck DVD

I don’t know how a DVD gets to be jammed into the XBox optical drive, but it has happened enough times for Microsoft to add a tiny hole to allow quick access with an appropriately sized paper clip or Allen wrench to use in order to dislodge the stuck disk. Does this work? No, it doesn’t.

Disassembly is often required. Ideally, Microsoft would just add a button that ejects the entire DVD player.

Windows: We Couldn’t Complete the Updates

It’s a common Windows 10 problem. You’re shutting your computer down and a message appears that 139 updates are installing. Then when you reboot, you see a message that says ‘We couldn’t complete the updates – Undoing changes -Don’t turn off your computer’

It’s a common Windows 10 problem. Oftentimes, when your computer finishes booting, you can try applying just 2 or 3 of the updates at a time before attempting to install the entire lot of remaining updates. If this doesn’t work — call 229-883-3996!

Bleachbit is Free and Open Source

Bleachbit has been mischaracterized in the news as being an expensive program. It isn’t. It’s freely available from and you may find it on some live Linux dvds. You can download both Windows and Linux versions. You can use it to securely wipe an entire hard drive (as I did in the photo below) or just use it in a way similar to c-cleaner to delete temporary files. It’s a decent program and you don’t have to be involved in nefarious activities to use it.